W a r n i n g: I am dangerously under-medicated. ~~~~~ The man asked me to fill out a job application. It asked who should be notified in case of emergency.
I wrote: "A Good Doctor!" ~~~~~ We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. ~~~~~ An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. ~~~~~ I had amnesia once -- or twice. ~~~~~ Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say; 2) Not saying it. ~~~~~ "Did your wife have much to say when you got home last night?" "No, but that didn't keep her from talking for two hours." ~~~~~ "Are you saying that your wife is outspoken?" "Not by anyone I know of." ~~~~~ Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss. ~~~~~ Views expressed by husbands are not necessarily those of management. ~~~~~ The honeymoon is over when he no longer smiles gently as he scrapes the burnt toast. ~~~~~~ Never corner something meaner than you. ~~~~~ As Always ... Keep grinning, it makes people wonder what you are up to......... Jean in Poole To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
