got this from an american friend .that's why it's all about the States . 
don't know about other countries ..
and don't know whether they're all true .. <G>

dominique from paris.


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Abilene It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate
limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
 
Austin Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
 
Beaumont Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
 
Borger It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather
dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of
any kind.
 
Clarendon It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather
duster.
 
Dallas It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
 
El Paso Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking
rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons
"of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
 
Houston Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it
may be purchased on Monday.  It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on
Sunday.
 
Galveston It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon
on Sundays.
 
Jasper Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times.  Fine of 100 dollars.
 
LeFors It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while
standing.
 
Lubbock County It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol
- including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.
 
Mesquite It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
 
Port Arthur Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. 
(Damn! 
Taking all my fun away!)
 
Richardson It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it
visible from the street.  It is illegal to do "U Turns".
 
San Antonio It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to
flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.  It is illegal to urinate on
the Alamo.  (You can thank Ozzie Osbourne for this one)
 
Temple No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.  You
can ride your horse in the saloon.  Cattle thieves may be hanged on the
spot.
 
Texarkana Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail
lights. 

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