IMO, the logic of this story's "moral is faulty; the "moral" should be sought in an older joke (the one about the lonely female brain cell, who found itself in a male head? With all its regular occupants being "down there"?) Obviously, the "moral" had been written by a male, and can/should be deleted :) All the same, the basic joke is funny (besides being soooo true <g>). Please bear with me, if it reads somewhat "stiffly" -- I'm translating from Polish...

From: J.B.

A young man was dating 3 girfriends and, after a while, thought he ought to marry one of them. But he couldn't decide which one it was to be, so he ran a "test": he handed each of them U$ 2000, to see what they'd do with it.


The first girlfriend went to a store, bought herself an elegant dress, hat and shoes. Then she went to a beauty salon for a haircut and a general pampering session. She came back to the guy and said:
"I want to be beautiful for you, because I love you"


The second girlfriend also went shopping. She bought a soccer uniform, a TV set, a video player and a 1000 cans of beer. She took all those to the guy and said:
"These are my gifts to you, because I love you"


The third girlfriend thought for a while and invested all the money, very quickly doubling it. She then re-invested everything, with equal success. She repeated the procedure several times so that, in quite a short time, she turned $2000 into a fortune. She then went back to the guy and said:
"I've done my best to lay the foundation for our future together, because I love you"


The young man was was enchanted with all three girlfriends and their responses. So he gave it some thought and married....


.... the one with the biggest tits...



Moral: Unlike women, men don't care about money.


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Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/

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