Talking to Plants

A woman who was a keen gardener went to visit a friend for a few days,
leaving her husband in charge of her plants.  After giving him detailed
instructions, the woman pleaded, "And please talk to them occasionally."

"I'd feel a fool," said her husband, who was not so keen on greenery.

When she returned, she found everything was fine.
"You did a good job, dear," she said.  "Did you talk to the plants?"

"No, I didn't," he replied.  "I read the paper out loud in the morning
and evening,
and if they wanted to listen, it was up to them."

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