SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stopped a blonde for speeding and asked her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license, and then today you expect me to show it to you!" EXPOSURE A blonde was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approached her and said, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She said, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out," he said. She looked down and said, "OH MY GOD! I left the baby on the bus again!" RIVER WALK This blonde was out for a walk. She came to a river and saw another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouted. "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looked up the river then down the river and shouted back, "You ARE on the other side!" KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. The Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and landed on Science and Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" FINAL EXAM A blonde reported for her university final examination that consisted of all yes/no type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes, and then, in a fit of inspiration, took out her purse, removed a coin and started tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet Yes for heads and No for tails. Within half an hour she was all done, whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she was seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The professor approached her and asked what was going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm checking my answers."
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