Just once in awhile I get a good joke, given the current state of my body, I really appreciate this one.
Lynn Scott, Wollongong, Australia > >With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 >year-old woman was >able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was >discharged from the >hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. >"May we see the new >baby?" one asked. >"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we >can visit for awhile >first." >Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, >"May we see the new >baby now?" >"No, not yet," said the mother. > After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked >again, "May we see the >baby now?" >"No, not yet," replied the mother. >Growing very patient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we >see the baby?" >"WHEN IT CRIES!" she told them. >"WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to >wait until it CRIES??" >"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..." To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
