> > >Dear John Letter > > > > > >The ultimate response to a Dear John Letter...You gotta love a man > > like this...Humor in the face of defeat!!! > > > > > >A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received > > a letter from his girlfriend.In the letter she explained that she had > > slept with two guys while he had been gone,and that she wanted to > > break up with him...AND,that she wanted the pictures that he had of > > her back. > > > > > >So, the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do.He went > > around > to > > >his buddies and collected all of the unwanted photos of women that he > could > > >find. > > > > > >He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (some with clothes, some > without) > > >to his girlfriend with the following note... > > > > > >"I don't remember which one you are..Please remove your picture and > > send the rest back." > > > > > >*********************** Send someone over quickly! The old woman > screamed > > >into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom > > window!" > > > > > >"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to > > transfer you to the Police Department." > > > > > >"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"
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