On the subject of "your needs before my needs"... :)
From: R.P.
A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary in a lovely
restaurant. They talked about how happy their marriage has been and still
was. He said, "We've been married for so long, 50 wonderful years, but
there's something I've wanted to ask you."
"Yes, dear, anything you want," she replied.
"Have you always been faithful? Come on, you can tell me; we've been married
for so long, nothing can change that."
Shocked as she was, she figured she owed him the truth. "I've been
unfaithful three times," she said. "Remember when you were going to lose
the business and you desperately needed a loan, but none of the banks would
give you one? And then, on the weekend, one of the bank managers came to
the house and gave it to you? Well that was the first time."
"I'm shocked, but I love you dearly because you sacrificed yourself to save
me from bankruptcy. What about the 2nd time?" he asked.
"The second time was when you had the heart attack and needed that special
surgery. Remember the heart specialist flew in from Chicago?" she said.
"Again I'm shocked, but I love you even more because you did it for me. You
are truly a magnificent woman. Tell me the third time."
"Well, remember when you were running for mayor and you were 47 votes short...?"
--- Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet: no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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