> 1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. Ah yes. The tongue piercings just keep surprising me.
> 2. You take a bus and you are shocked at two people carrying on a > conversation in English. Yep. And I don't have a car... > 4. You can't remember.....is pot illegal? No, no... Who cares? > 8. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. Sometimes I'm really happy I don't have a car. > 9. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast. And there are helicopter pursuits over your town at least once a week. > 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. Really? > 14. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who > delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in > drag. And judging by the parties, *everyone* is really bisexual. > 16. It's barely sprinkling rain, and there's a report on every news > station: "STORM WATCH." Oh yes. And also, even if it is barely sprinkling, the puddles are so large you could drown... > 18. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all > busy with their cells or pagers. Actually, I was surprised - fewer of my American friends than my Polish friends have cell phones. Weronika To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
