From: A.N.
Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm Hot. Husband: You get hot at the damnedest times.
Wife: If you loved me I wouldn't have to beg you. Husband: If you loved me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore. Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: *sob* Husband: All right, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, that's fine. Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey. Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
--- Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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