From: L.F.
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked�how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of�bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on�the golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my�wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home�planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, and�reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like�they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game.� I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for sex or golf ' and she said, -------Take a sweater..."
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Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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