I haven't seen this one before and thought it might appeal.
Cheers, Yvonne.
>FW: women over 30, not so bad afterall
>
>This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says:
> As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
>just a few reasons why:
>
>
>A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
>"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
>
>
>If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around
>whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually
>something more interesting.
>
>
>A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what
>she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give
a
>damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
>
>
>Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you
>at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if
>you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they
can
>get away with it.
>
>
>Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
>it's like to be unappreciated.
>
>
>A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
>friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend
>because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
>
>
>Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because
>she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age.
>You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
know.
>
>
>A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true
>of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a
>woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
>
>
>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you
>are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where
>you stand with her.
>
>
>Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
>it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
of
>30+, there is a paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself
with
>some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
>
>
>For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the Milk
for
>free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
>marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
Pig,
>just to get a little sausage.
>
>
>
>
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