Subject: Fw: [Vets' Wives-Families] ONLY A BLONDE!!!!!
Subject: [Vets' Wives-Families] ONLY A BLONDE!!!!!
The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this
congregation has
spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
and this
Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me
and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your
heart you
will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would
stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as
she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never
said you
were a member of the Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you
were a
wizard under the
sheets!"
The preacher fainted.
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