"MEMORANDUM FROM : Patty Lewis, HR Director TO : All Employees 10th December
RE : THE ****ING HOLIDAY PARTY Vegetarians ? I **** 'EM. I've had it with you morons. We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "Grill of Death" as you so quaintly put it and you'll get your ****ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes!! But you know, tomatoes have feelings too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I can hear them screaming right NOW!! I hope all of you have a rotten holiday!!! YOU HEAR ME !!!???!!! THE BITCH FROM HELL" Jean in Poole To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
