From: R.H.
Ole's family.
So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I t'ink its time!"
So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital
to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at
Ole and said, "Hey, Ole! You yust had a son! Ain't dat great! "
Vell, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and he said,
"Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor den held up a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!" She's a pretty little ting, too...."
Ole got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Holey Moley Ole,
we still ain't done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
"Ole, you yust had youself another boy!" Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and the their three children home in
the self propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena,
"How come we got t'ree on the first try?"
Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of K-Vy Yelly and you vent out in
the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda!, it's a damn good t'ing I didn't get the WD-40!"
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From: L.F.
Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in Minnesota for paintings.
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One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000.
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Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya shoor, you betcha.� I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave on my socks so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes."
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Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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