OK, so I don't like blonde=dummy jokes all that much... But, when it's *funny*, I can't resist it :)

From: L.F.

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the� driveway, the�other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for�joy but I thought,�what the heck and I starting jumping up and down�along with her.


When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up�and� down,� when she told me that she was pregnant!

I was ecstatic!

We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the�lips and told her,�"That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey, there's� more."

"I� asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have�TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her�how she knew.

�She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the
�twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"


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Tamara P Duvall                            http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA     (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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