>The Funeral > > >A woman's husband dies. He only had $20,000 to his name. > >After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery; she tells her closest >friend that there is no money left. > >The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days >before he died. How could you be broke, already?" > >The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,000. And of course, I had to >make the obligatory donation for the church and the organist and all. > >That was $400 and I spent another $400 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone." > >The friend says, "$13,200 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?" > >The widow says, "Three carats." David
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