Another "blonde" joke, probably the best I've ever seen... They blondes
are only "but so" dim :)
From: S.D.
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
out�as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
She quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need were in the garage.��The man's wife, hearing the conversation,
said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way
around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those 'dumb ' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the replied," and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it
to her.
"And by the way," she added, "it's not a Porch......................
it's a Lexus.
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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