My husband sent these, just wanted to share. Lynn wildgun004smate Clarksburg, WV Subject: IDIOTS
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the > removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer > were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. > This > one was from Kingman, KS. ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered > a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He > said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef! ______________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an > airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without > your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how > would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." > Happened > in Birmingham, Ala. _______________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to >> cross > the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of > mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it > signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What > on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in > Wichita, KS ___________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who > was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented > cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was > spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights > stare. This was a brunch at Texas Instruments. ________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip >> Back > into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system > would > not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less. ____________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership > to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went > to > the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock > the > driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively > tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I > announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I > already got that side." This was at a dealership in Canton, Mississippi! _______________________________________________________ *and they walk among us ... and REPRODUCE ############################################################## To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
