I wasn't *born* in Virginia...I wasn't *raised* in Virginia... But,
Virginia and I became friends within a few years of meeting one
another. Now I know why... :)
The joke's not brand new, but it still shines.
From: C.B.1
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
The first man married a woman from Iowa, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning
that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days
but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any
results, but
the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Virginia. He boasted that he told
her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but
by the
third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of
his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher,
and
telephone a landscaper.
Got to love those girls from Virginia.
--
Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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