Hope no-one is offended, but I thought this was funny:
A man walked into La Senza and shyly went up to the woman behind the counter
and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape,
size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The
Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the
fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist
makes mountains out of mole hills.!"
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for,
it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me,
I've fallen and I can't get up !
Malvary in Ottawa
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