A funny to enjoy - from my nephew in North Carolina....

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some  bacon and eggs?  A slice
of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"  she asks.

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.  It's
this
Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my  appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of  soup,
homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" she asks?

He declines.  "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for
food."

It's  dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.  "Would you like

a juicy steak and scrumptious apple pie?  Or maybe a rotisserie chicken
or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "Naw, I'm still not  hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up?  I'm  starving."

Carol Melton, Litchfield Park, AZ  USA

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