Texas Preacher
The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country
music singer.
One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been
to
service lately.
He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she
answered
the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"
"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer
with
you."
So she said come right on in.
He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway
Twitty.
Then he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street.
She
was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her
and
opened the door.
When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the
towel to
fall to the floor.
"Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"
And the preacher
said......................................................
"Hello, Darlin!!" ?
Carol Melton, Litchfield Park, AZ U.S.A.
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