Don't think I have seen this here before hope no one is offended.
> > After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last > winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in > Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next > day at the conclusion of her business trip to > Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant > weather and a nice time together. Unfortunately, there > was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the > man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. > He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the > airline was not responsible for the problem and it > would do no good to complain. > > Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered > that Miami Beach was having a heat wave, and its > weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's > was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his > wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to > get to the pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his > wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made an error > in the e-mail address. > > His message therefore arrived at the home of an > elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband had > died only the day before. When the grieving widow > opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, > let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor > dead. Her family rushed to her room where they saw > this message on the screen: > > Dearest wife, > > Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked > in. Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. > Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow. > > Your loving husband. > > P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be > surprised at how hot it is down here. Jane UK To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
