Kid's In Church Real comments made by children
Jesus' Dad's Name A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus'
mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who
knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused,
the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know
they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''
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* Kids In Church
3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."
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* Little Boy Praying A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you
can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good
time like I am."
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***************** The Last Commandment A Sunday school class was studying
the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher
asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood
tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
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****************** A Christian Home After the christening of his baby
brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the
car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy
replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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*** Deliver Us From Evil I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,
Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would
repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the
end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver
us some E-mail.
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****************** Forgive Us Our Traspasses One particular four-year-old
prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash
in our baskets."
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******************* Quiet In Church A Sunday school teacher asked her
children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because
people are sleeping."
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****** The 2 Ushers Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel
were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out
loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed
to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the
door? They're hushers."
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********************* Moral Lesson A mother was preparing pancakes for her
sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the
first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If
Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first
pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan,
you be Jesus!"
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********** Died And Went To Heaven A father was at the beach with his
children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and
led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what
happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad
replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back
down?"
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*** Dinner Blessing A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table,
she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say
the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say
what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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