[Joy Beeson]

A precisely-labeled oldie:  

   21 November 1997
      According to SPELL/Binder, at Northern
   Illinois University, "When it comes to drinking 
   . . . in the residence halls, we give the
   students three shots."
      The spokesman appears to have meant that
   students are expelled after the third offense.

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