THE DIFFERENCE 30 YEARS MAKE!!!!!!!!!

1973 : Long hair
2005 : Longing for hair

1973 : Acid rock
2005 : Acid reflux

1973 : Moving to Cape Town because it's cool
2005 : Moving to Cape Town because it's warm

1973 : Trying to look like Liz Taylor
2005 : Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor

1973 : Seeds and stems
2005 : Roughage

1973 : Going to a new, hip joint
2005 : Receiving a new hip joint

1973 : Rolling Stones
2005 : Kidney Stones

1973 : Passing the drivers' test
2005 : Passing the vision test

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change 
things.

The people who are starting university in February across the nation were 
born in 1985.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had M-Net or Sky.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?
Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate

David in Ballarat
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