Even I do see the grey beard growing on this one; it's not a new joke,
by a long stretch... But it does belong in the "oldie/goodie" section
<g>
From: B.B.
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how iseverything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but
I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The
middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They're a real pain," reported Eve.
Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in
pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc... she felt that having only
two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she
replied. But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired
off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a
mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Now... let's see... where did I put
the useless boob?"
Doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib???
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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