Actually, I think I've seen bits of this one before -- some, probably,
4yrs ago or more. Some, around October of last year, just before the
November '04 elections. But it was funny then and is funny now, and
some of the entries might be new since then.
From: M.W.
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The< /SPAN> Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100
GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy... then discards it through Windows
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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