Must be that time of year... We're in the season for Southern jokes
again. The list here was much longer, but since I remembered seeing all
but one before, I'm sending only that one :)
From: R.P.
A man in N.C. had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the
scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back.
He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither."
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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