The following came to me with a lot of "visuals" which, while amusing,
are also entirely superfluous (and e-band "consumptive"). The joke,
however, is funny and ought to resonate with many :)
From: M.C.
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts
with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115,"
the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out the
woman's weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," the woman says. The nurse
checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
The nurse then takes the woman's blood pressure and tells her it is
very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and
slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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