One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and
asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95"
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers,
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends."
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Malvary in Ottawa (needed to put the line in otherwise it looked like I was
part of the $265.95 package!!)
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