I think I've seen this one before, a while ago. But it's cute and, for
Little Johnny jokes, quite mild as well as more sophisticated than
usual :)
From: M.W.
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," says Little Johnny.
His mother tells him, "No breakfast till the chores are done."
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" asks Little Johnny.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you
aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?"
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