Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been
playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house
and asked, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in
the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's
called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with
the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse!
It's called Bunk Beds!" and Mom wants to talk to you"!
Malvary in Ottawa who is back from Lace Convention in Durham and Easter (and
dad's 92nd birthday) near London, England
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