A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final
plateau.   If she answered the next question correctly, she would win
$1,000,000  If  she answered incorrectly,  she would pocket only the $32,000
milestone money.

And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no
pushover.   It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build
its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it:

A)  the condor;    B)  the buzzard;    C) the cuckoo;  or   D) the vulture?"

The  woman was on the spot.   She did not know the answer.   And she was
doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her
Audience Poll Lifeline.  All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.

The woman hoped she would not have to use it because ...  her friend was,
well  blonde.

She had no alternative.  She called her friend and gave her the question and
the four choices.   The blonde responded hesitatingly: "That's easy. The
answer is   C: The cuckoo."

The contestant had to make a decision and  make it fast.  She considered
employing a reverse strategy and giving Eddie any answer except the one that

her friend had given her.   And considering that her friend was a blonde,
that would seem to be the logical thing to do.

On the other hand - the blonde had responded with such confidence, such
certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded.

"I need an answer," said Eddie.

Crossing  her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Eddie.

"Yes, that  is my final answer."

Two minutes later, Regis said,  "That answer is   ....  absolutely correct!!

You are now a  millionaire!"

Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends
including the blonde who had helped  her win the million dollars.

"Jenny,  I just do not  know how to thank you,"  said the contestant.

"How did you happen to know the right answer?"

"Oh, come on," said the blonde. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build
nests.  They live in clocks."

David in Ballarat

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