Not sure if this one has been on lace chat before. Janice Never argue with a woman....................... >> >> A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern >> Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife >> likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of >> fishing and decides to take a nap. The husband snores loudly and >> disturbs the wife's reading. >> >> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to find a >> quieter place to read so she take the boat out. She motors out a >> short distance, anchors and continues to read her book. >> >> Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the >> woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a >> book," she replies. (thinking isn't that obvious?) "You're in a >> restricted fishing area", he informs her. >> "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." >> >> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start >> at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." >> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says >> the woman. >> "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden. >> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you >> could start at any moment." >> >> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. >> MORAL: >> >> Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think. >>
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