From: R.P.

"Do you know this story? Today President Bush criticized the New
York Times for revealing a government program to spy on people's
bank accounts. President Bush defended it. Bush said, 'If you want
to figure out what bad people are doing, follow the money.' He's
right--that's how we got Tom DeLay." --Jay Leno

"Warren Buffett announced he's giving away his multi-billion
dollar fortune to charity rather than leaving it to his kids. He
said he doesn't believe someone's son should inherit his father's
position in society. Today, President Bush had him put under
surveillance." --Jay Leno

The Census Bureau revealed today that Las Vegas is about to pass
Washington, D.C. in population. The big difference between Las
Vegas and D.C., of course, is that in Las Vegas people gamble with
their own money." --Jay Leno

"Rush Limbaugh was detained at Palm Beach International Airport
today for alleged possession of prescription drugs that didn't
have his name on them. The news reports said he had prescriptions
with two different doctors' names on them. One of the drugs was
Viagra. Actually, the reason that he flies with Viagra is because
if helps to prevent the person sitting in front of him from
reclining his seat too far back." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Heavy rains caused so much flooding in Washington, D.C. today
that they had to close down the National Archives where they keep
the Constitution. They had to close it down. Luckily the Bush
administration isn't using the Constitution anymore." --Jay Leno

"They also had flooding at the Internal Revenue Service and had to
close that down. They said some records may have been lost. Good!"
--Jay Leno

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Tamara P Duvall                            http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA     (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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