And I used to think that Facquier County was the funniest name in
Virginia.... :)
From: B.R.
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride,
Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello
to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful
Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some
nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open
upa da luncha basket. The conductore comea by, waga his finger at us
anda say, 'no eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car.'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga
lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka
by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a
cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta
to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and
say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' "We go to a
smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to
bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he
walka through da hall shouting ata top a his a voice...'Nofolka
Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!'
Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus.
--
Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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