As my source said: it's strange how some joke subjects seem to appear
at the same time... This one doesn't play off the way US-Italians are
supposed to mangle English; it "happens" in Italy. But, in this one,
the lover in the subject line could have been -- almost -- of any
nationality <g>
From: J.F.
A virile, young Italian gentleman named Tony was relaxing at his
favorite
bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment
and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he
rattled her
senseless with his love making.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She
paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Tony reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she
thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex
finally
ends and, again, Tony smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
him and
softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Tony reaches
for
the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages
it,
but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed
sheets.
Exhausted, Tony falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his
head,
he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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