Subject: Fw: AIRPLANE QUICKIE
: : AIRPLANE QUICKIE : : Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane: : "I think everyone's asleep, let's go." : : "This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first." : : "It's a bit cramped - let me sit down!" : : "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on." : : Sniff, sniff ,"Ah perfume - you think of everything!" : : "This is great....." (long sigh!) : : Static on the loud speaker, then a new voice: "This is the captain : speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector." David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
