Here's one I haven't heard before :) Of course, the premise stands only
for so long as no one figures out how to make a bomb out of peat moss.
They already know how to magic it out of baby formula and lipsitck...
From: R.P.
A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a
bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in
payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will
want some identification."
He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that
won't be necessary."
"How come"? asked the woman.
"Crooks don't buy peat moss," answered the clerk.
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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