I like that one David, it reminded me of an elderly relative who always kept
her coat by the door, if it was someone she wanted to see she would pick up
her coat and say " You are lucky I have just got back" if not she would say
" oh dear I was just about to go out"
Sue M Harvey
Norfolk UK
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Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
It seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
To his repeated knocks at the door Therefore, he took out a business
Card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the
Door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
Card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
Laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. "
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I
Was naked."

David in Ballarat

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