Two elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe Bill had a cold or some such But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam got worried. However, Sam had no idea where Bill lived; so, he figured that he had seen the last of Bill. A month had passed when one day Sam approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Bill!! Sam was happy to see him and told him so. Then he asked, "For crying out loud, Bill, what in the world happened to you?" Bill replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Sam!! "What in the world did an old codger like yourself do to get in jail?" "Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?" "Yeah," said Sam, his eyes getting wider. "What about her?" "Well, one day she charged me with rape, and I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled guilty. So, the judge gave me 30 days for perjury." David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
