OK, I thought I'd contribute to the volume of the lace-chat, so that
the digest folk get their fix more frequently :) This is not new (at
least not to me), but, aged or not, it's still true (as regards the car
salesmen; who knows about old ladies <g>)
From: S.D.
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies
sitting in a used car!
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were
they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a Used Car here we'd get screwed... so
we're just waiting.
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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