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"The 2008 presidential race is already underway. ... Over the weekend, Senator Barack Obama visited New Hampshire and thousands of people showed up to hear him speak. The New Hampshire crowds were excited, because apparently, this is the first time they've ever seen an African-American." --Conan O'Brien "Happy Birthday to Senator John Kerry. 63 years old today. They threw a surprise party for him. Well, they think he was a surprised. With his personality, it's hard to tell. In fact, instead of blowing out the candles, he just talked to them until all the life just flickered out of them." --Jay Leno "The Christmas tree at the White House fell over. Actually, it didn't fall over. What happened was President Bush was standing next to it when a photographer walked in. I guess the tree was trying to distance himself from President Bush." --Jay Leno "According to a U.N. report, methane gas from cows is more damaging to the environment than automobile emissions. See, this explains why Al Gore has put on so much weight. He is single-handedly trying to rid the world of cows one cheeseburger at a time." --Jay Leno "Some disturbing news coming out of Capitol Hill last week. Incoming House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer announced a new five-day work week for Congress, replacing the previous three-day, Tuesday to Thursday schedule. This is terrible, folks. How is a congressman supposed to take advantage of a four-day Disney flex pass?" --Stephen Colbert "Starting in January, Washington, DC, will be smoke free. ... Although Washington lawmakers exempted themselves from the DC smoking ban, as well as from rules about smoking in federal buildings. You know why they did it? Force of habit." --Jay Leno "Today the House Ethics Committee ... released its report on Mark Foley. Well, they found willful ignorance, but no rules were broken. They said the whole thing was proper according to the law. Okay, Cardinal Bernard Law... Hitting on kids is not a crime? Who was chairing this commission, Michael Jackson?" --Jay Leno -- Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/ Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
