For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity or pondering the imponderable... Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. * Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. * If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? * The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. * I went to a bookshop and asked, "Where's the self-help section?" the assistant said"Wouldn't that defeat the purpose?" * What if there were no hypothetical questions? * If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? * If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation? * Is there another word for synonym? * Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" * What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? * Would a fly without wings be called a walk? * Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? * If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? * Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? * If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? * Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? * What was the best thing before sliced bread? * One nice thing about egotists: They don`t talk about other people. * Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? * Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? * How is it possible to have a civil war? * If one synchronised swimmer drowns, are the rest heading for trouble too? * If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? * If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? * Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it? * Why are haemorrhoids called "haemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? * Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? * Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? * Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God? Jeanette Fischer Western Cape, South Africa
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