I have a vague memory of seeing this one before... OTOH, I grew up with
"dirty little Johhny" jokes and all of them seem familiar by now:)
From: R.P.
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep; it was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate,' not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
was
fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you
to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no
way
he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons; but her
tits are so big, she can only fasten eight."
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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