A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. > >First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge >fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death >with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes >of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. > >Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is >attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two >chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? > > >Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat >anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. > >He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the >South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He >grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to >do and throws them! into the lions cage because lions eat anything. > >Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to >another lion and says "What's the food like here?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and >Chimps with Mushy Bees
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