I have a vague memory of seeing this one before, but maybe others
haven't. Besides... I just can't resist word games :)
From: C.K.
Art Thief
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After
careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it
safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh." (and
you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on
to someone else.)
Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse.
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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