> Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the > same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be > admitted > to Heaven. The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in > Heaven > today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted. "The > Angel > asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to > Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these,they're the > most > perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to > be able > to see them every day, for eternity. "The Angel thanked Dolly, and > asked > Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked > over to a > toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. Angel > immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven. "Dolly > was > outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of > God's own > perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a > commode and > she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?"Sorry, > Dolly," > said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - > no matter > how big they are."
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